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Team: Saratoga Highlanders [ID #391] Bookmark Saratoga Highlanders

Location: Saratoga, NY (Northeast)

League: III.1 - East

Owner: SplatterMonkey send message
          [since March 01st 2013 | last seen May 26th 2020]

Manager: Mario Beck

Ballpark: Saratoga Battlefield

Rank: #40 - Rating: 193.51

Fan Mood: 110.81

Prestige: 36

Color: Red & Black

Team Notes:

• Aug 31 2045: Ángel Rosario was claimed off of waivers.
• Aug 02 2045: Ernie Eckert was released.
• Aug 02 2045: Edgar Ramirez was claimed off of waivers.
• Jul 07 2045: Tian Khan was claimed off of waivers.
• Jun 19 2045: Ernie Eckert was signed as a free agent.
• Jun 15 2045: Ernesto Calderón was claimed off of waivers.
• Jun 15 2045: Domingo Pina was released.
• Jun 15 2045: Javier Cuevas was signed as a free agent.
• Jun 04 2045: Kosei Sakurai was signed as a free agent.
• May 25 2045: Jessie Roe was released.

League Record:

Wins: 66 Losses: 54 Pct: .550 Last10: 6-4 Streak: W2

Ave: 4.8 - 4.2 RS: 570 RA: 504 DIFF: +66


Group 39 [1 | Eliminated]

Press Releases:

Oct 16 2042: Ch-ch-cha-changes: Impending Roster Upheaval - by SplatterMonkey on October 20th, 2019

While the Highlanders try to finish strong and hopefully avoid demotion, management has informed players who will not have roster spots next season.

1) Marcelo Aguayo - Headlining the group is this former 2nd round pick who's 6th all-time in franchise wins. While the team hoped he'd anchor the rotation this season and snag his 100th victory he was shelled in the season's second half. The Highlanders hope he refocuses on his craft rather than his Percocet-popping 21 year old girlfriend next season, but it will have to be for another team.

2) Ignacio Orozco - Over 4 seasons, the speedy centerfielder was a much-needed injection of energy at the top of a flat-footed lineup. Now with outfield depth and other CF options with Shin and Zhao, the team will be moving on from their spark-plug.

3) Vincente Saldana - After a strong first impression with the team, the Highlanders reluctantly released this veteran middle-infielder after expecting another rebuild. But after the team's mid-season hot streak he was invited back, and has been a calming defensive presence. The team hopes he made an impact on Alejandro Barajas, who has blossomed into a potential impact hitter.

4) Matt Fanelli - Brought in to help the Highlanders compete against other aces, the veteran hurler has pitched admirably while in obvious decline. For 5 million a year they won't go into a season with him at the helm, but they'll stay in contact in the off-season.


1) Taye Doby - After 9 seasons with at least 47 innings of work out of the 'pen, this doobie-smokin' reliever will be fighting for a spot next season. With the minors stocked with flame-throwers, the first one who can start throwing strikes may supplant this one-time all-star closer.

2) Martin Ray - With the emergence of Kruger and ROTY candidate Zavala, the veteran southpaw is on the hot seat for the second LOOGY bullpen spot. At his price-tag, the team expects better results - especially considering his pristine BAA the past two seasons. He may be remembered as a maddening talent who only earned 6 Quality Starts in 49 opportunities, but there's still time to revise that impression.

3) Kelly Olson - Even before his 30s, living legend Roland Young missed 20 games a season with various maladies. Having a starting-level back-up catcher is a necessity for the Highlanders, and Olson's gap-power is a fine fit for Young's regularly-needed recuperation breaks. But it will all come down to the great green mistress: CASH.

4) Christian Rubio - It's been a disastrous stretch for the utility player snagged off the waiver-wire from official frenemies the Commerce City Night Bees. But in a coming season where there's expected to be an infield youth movement, having a veteran who can play anywhere may keep him around.

With 6 games left, the Highlanders are hoping to achieve .500 and stay up with the rest of the talented teams in the division. Here's hoping the transparency with the players on the cutting block leads to some inspiring performance sin the season's waning days.

May 03 2042: The Highlanders Strike Back - by SplatterMonkey on September 6th, 2019

A long time ago, in a farm system since depleted by the promotion of mediocre prospects: Morgan Lynch was released from the Saratoga Highlanders in a short-sighted move that has been universally and deservedly panned. He has blossomed into a perennial All-Star and first-ballot Hall of Hamer who haunts the memories of the Saratoga faithful. To pour Bantha saliva into the wound, he also posted a .854 OPS in the championship win against the Highlanders last year. Remember the moment at the end of the Empire Strikes Back where the narrative dives into the deepest pits of despair? That's where Saratoga fans resided - one-handed and yowling about the universe's dark truths.

So it's Star Wars day at the park, and the Highlanders are rolling out in predominantly crimson uniforms inspired by the Red Guard. Ownership pitched wearing black Palpatine robes, but league officials scoffed and rejected the request.

While the May 4th crowds are expecting a competitive match-up, Highlander manager Rodolfo Fernandez reminds fans that the team routinely uses Cup matches to play their young players and bench. Instead of looking at the win column, he encourages them to keep an eye towards a future where young hitters like Fernando Bautista might be spraying line drives like blaster lasers. Or a future where Joon Ho Shin will be chasing down flyballs in CF faster than 12 parsecs.

While that sounds like a cop-out, remember that baseball isn't a game of Dejarik, where you just select your biggest hologram creature to destroy the opposition. The Highlanders will keep their eyes to the future, where the rivalry with the Cardinals will leave Farmington Hills in metaphorical ruin. Think the plight of Alderaan, but replace mass obliteration with shattered spirits and burning Cardinals jerseys in protest.

Despite being a bunch of scruffy-looking nerf herders, best of luck to the Cardinals. We sure as hell don't wanna watch Attack of the Clones again, but time is a human construct and we'll triumph over the sadistic slow-motion scenes of Anakin whining with the class and grace we've mustered over this franchise's tenure. Revenge ain't just for Jedis.

Jul 09 2041: Beasts of the East: ALL-STAR PREDICTIONS - by SplatterMonkey on July 9th, 2019

Each season the Highlanders ask their manager to predict their conferences all-star selections. Whenever the manager is done recovering from some legendary bender or in divorce court, they oblige. Here are this year's predictions:

C - Roland Young, Saratoga Highlanders (and it's not even close)
1B - Egardo Nunez, Eden Prairie Wolves
2B - Dexter Welsh, Saratoga Highlanders (this position is STACKED btw)
3B - Rob Ferrari, Mehlville Panthers (another position with 3+ worthy players)
SS - Daniel Rocha, Saratoga Highlanders (most consistent of a weak lot)
OF - Cruz Ruiz, Eden Prairie Wolves
OF - Ignacio Orozco, Saratoga Highlanders
OF - Kendall Hoskins, Mehlville Panthers
UTIL - Kang Moy, Harrisonburg Hyrdogen (DH)
UTIL - Al Fennell, Brooklyn Rebels (1B)
UTIL - Hisao Sato, Harrisonburg Hydrogen (2B)
UTIL - Art McCartney, Harrisonburg Hyrdogen (3B)
UTIL - Leonard Watkins, Eden Prairie Wolves (3B) OR Connor Eddy, Eden Prairie Wolves (DH)
FINAL UTIL - Isagani Torres, Harrisonburg Hyrdogen (OF) OR Terry Eller, Saratoga Highlanders (OF)

P - Jerry Pappalardo, Harrisonburg Hydrogen (Ace of an historically bad group of All-Star starting pitchers)
P - Timothy Karlsen, Brooklyn Rebels
P - Oscar Rodriquez, Eden Prairie Wolves
P - Kamuela Mae, Mehlville Panthers
P - Taye Doby, Saratoga Highlanders
P - Clay Waters, Harrisonburg Hyrdogen

I mean, look at the ERAs of these starting pitchers - just like in MLB, Broken Bat is juicing the balls this year. Best of luck to the other teams in the East who are my comrades for a day!

Jul 07 2041: Morgan Lynch: Ex-Highlander Manager "Professor" Black Weighs In - by SplatterMonkey on July 8th, 2019

A press release from the Farmington Hills Cardinals this week brought up the impending Clash of the Titans - a rare set of simultaneous inter-conference series between 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place teams. While the Highlanders will let the results of their series speak for themselves, they did reach out to ex-manager "Professor" Black about the history of former 1st round pick Morgan Lynch, currently a MVP candidate for the Cardinals.

"Back in 2028 it was my first year with the team, and league wins were at a premium," Black explains. "New division, with a move to the beautiful Saratoga race tracks in the franchise's future. Roster spots were carefully deliberated, and at the time of Lynch's selection I bemoaned bringing an all-bat no-glove 18 year old prospect on board. Because Highlander pitching hasn't been dominant since the team's golden era, we were looking for players who would fit a culture of slick fielding to bail out out mediocre mound talent.

"In retrospect," he continues, "we should have stashed the kid. His numbers speak for themselves. But so does his name, a mixture of massive financial conglomerates that prey on the sort of blue-collar fans that keep this sport alive. The interview didn't go well, I made a rash decision, and now he'd look pretty sweet batting third in our batting order.

"If I had to do it again we'd keep [Lynch]," Black summarizes. "The Highlander playing style has shifted in recent years to offense-first, and we've even benefited from the same short-sighted releases of talent who have become Hall of Fame contributors for us, like Scott "The Con Man" Conti. In the end, you win some, you lose some. And the Cardinals sure lost some during their last series."

Jul 02 2039: The Night Bees Swarm into Saratoga - by SplatterMonkey on February 3rd, 2019

So the Battle of Saratoga is often declared one of the turning points of the Revolutionary War. That is, until, the Saratoga Highlanders developed a cross-conference feud with the Commerce City Night Bees. Here's a rundown of the history between these eccentric nemeses:

1) When intergalactic lunatic Alienfetus purchased the Parma Pirates and moved them from Ohio to Egg City, he alien-ated the fans still celebrating the team's first-place finish the year prior. The new owner plummeted the team into squalor with reckless spending on washed-up all-or-nothin' mashers and over the hill junkballers. While the Night Bees struggled in their first 4 seasons in Commerce City, the smug Highlanders enjoyed a first place finish and cruelly trolled Night Bee fans with statistics about the dwindling population of the American Honey Bee.

2) The teams were not in the same league again until 2032, when both team tanked to properly rebuild in Division VI. While the Highlanders were only 8 games under .500, the Night Bees lost a mind-melting 109 games. Their team OPS was .679. their team ERA was 5.21. MVP-candidate Otis "AT&T" Barkley was surrounded by absolute putrescence as Alienfetus rounded out the pathetic roster with morally bankrupt ex-employees of Commerce City's numerous sulfur-scented oil refineries. While the Commerce City payroll was low, the team's budget bloated as they paid for the legal fees of their dangerous roster.

3) In 2033, EVERYTHING CHANGED. Despite the Highlanders winning a league-leading 103 regular-season games, they lost in the finals. Meanwhile, the Night Bees took their Championship series in their own division and sent a box of fresh honey to Saratoga's manager in defiance.

4) 2035 - the frenemies meet again. This season is also called THE SEASON THAT WASN'T. For those who remember, this is one where 70% of the season was already played and had to be restarted. At the All-Star Break, the Night Bees were on pace for 110-120 wins. The Highlanders were treading water,in striking place of first place only after a well-timed win streak. When the Broken Bat gods tragically reset the season, the Highlanders were energized and seized the chance to rewrite history, much like white imperialists through the years. The Highlanders won the championship series against the Night Bees after racking up a dominant +205 run differential, but there's a huge asterisk on this trophy. Literally. Someone allegedly from the Night Bees front office broke into Professor Black's office and sloppily chiseled an asterisk into the gold base of the trophy.

5) The best revenge is a life well-lived, they say. The Night Bees demolished that BS phrase by making WINNING the best revenge. They captured a Division IV championship the very next season as the Highlanders slipped into mediocrity. Night Bee manager "Judas" Nash developed his cutting-edge modern bullpen technique around this time, and now every off-season each flamethrowing veteran pitcher with zero pitching (or self) control flock to Commerce City to revive their careers like it's some sort of payday pilgrimage.

TODAY: Both teams continue to win despite a huge amount of roster turnover. Gone are familiar faces like "Sunny" Raul Aleman and Scott "The Con Man" Conti. In their places, both teams have developed exciting young position players who will rack up runs for a decade to come. There have been Hall of Fame players that wore each team's jersey (Ivan "Hatchet" Clark and most recently the earlier-mentioned Barkley). The bad blood is mostly in the press, but you can never count out a brawl on the diamond with hot heads like Marv "May Day" Randall and Cameron "Badlands" Thomas in the lineup.

You can keep the Super Bowl: THIS SERIES is the sporting event of the day.